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Cannabis & Your Zodiac Sign: Which Strains Do the Stars Say You Should Toke?

How can your horoscope enhance your high? Have you ever wondered which strain of cannabis best compliments your astrological sign? Your favorite Cannabis Club in Santa Rosa was curious, so we did the work, watched the constellations and aligned our top-shelf strains with each zodiac sign. All available at our Sonoma Dispensary, look through an astrological lens next time you stock up on cannabis and get high in harmony with the stars.

 

Aries

What the Stars Say About You:

You’re energetic, independent and you know what you want — high-quality! Lucky for you, this Sonoma County Dispensary also appreciates the finer things in life and only carries the best of the best.

 

Your Strain:

While an uplifting sativa may sound like a perfect fit, you don’t need any help being the life of the party. A naturally outgoing thrill seeker, an indica-dominant strain could be what you need to feel at ease. Flow Kana is a sustainable, sungrown cannabis company partnering with the small, independent craft farmers in Northern California and their 99 Cookies may bring you down to earth and level you out. 

Best Way to Partake: A perfectly rolled joint of the most premium bud.

 

 

Taurus

What the Stars Say About You:

We hate to say it, but the celestial beings called you stubborn (don’t kill the messenger!) You’re practical, dependable, loyal and resilient. Wise and grounded, you’re great company! An earth sign, you may be stuck in your ways, so let Flora Terra introduce you to the latest types of  cannabis in Santa Rosa.

 

Your Strain:

Just because you tend to be relaxed, doesn’t mean your strain has to match your personality. Go for something euphoric and uplifting. Peppery and minty, one puff of ANTIDOTE’s  Dream Queen THC-A Powder will leave you in a dream-like state. 

Best Way to Partake: Foodies of the zodiac, snacks are a must. If concentrates aren’t your thing, get a buzz on with some of our edibles.  The invigorating blend of sativa terpenes in Camino Wild Cherry Gummies will have you feeling lifted all day long.

 

 

Gemini

What the Stars Say About You:

Quick with the one-liners, you’re witty and intellectual. You’re talkative and an incredibly social being. Cerebral, you can manage doing twelve things at once so when in need, let our Sonoma Dispensary help you focus. 

 

Your Strain:

A sativa-heavy strain can assist with a smooth-head high, but pick one that keeps you clear enough to keep being so clever. Our rec? The powerful cerebral elevation of Jack Herer or inspired energy of Silver Haze

Best Way to Partake: Pick up a pre-roll pack and pass out the joints while you light up the laughs. Rolled up and ready to smoke, juggle the other tasks on your list and don’t worry about rolling the doobie. Fuzzies Mini 3 Pack of Silver Haze is right up your alley. 

 

 

Cancer

What the Stars Say About You:

Your sentimental, emotional and, let’s be honest, sometimes have a hard time letting sh*t go! Happiest when getting high with the ones you love, you’re adaptable but may want to select a strain that coaxes you out of your shell. 

 

Your Strain:

Crab walk your way to our Santa Rosa Cannabis Dispensary and pick up a citrus heavy sativa like Sovereign’s Lemon Royale. Relaxing and mentally uplifting, Lemon Royale won’t cloud your thoughts and offers a body effect that is just right.

Best Way to Partake: As crabs live on land and sea, pick a combo and unwind with a Hashbone Banana Punch/ Lemon Twist Infused Preroll. HashBones are the #1 hash-infused pre-roll in California and each is hand-packed with an artisan blend of 25% cold water bubble hash and 75% top-shelf flower. No hermits here!

 

 

Leo

What the Stars Say About You:

You know how to express yourself fire sign! Courageous and sometimes dramatic, you thrive in the spotlight. The one everyone wants to blaze with, you love luxury and our Sonoma County Dispensary has the goods!

 

Your Strain:

Sometimes you’re the giggliest – embrace it! Touch the sky with something big, bold and full of personality, just like you. Dependent on your mood, check out Claybourne Co. Nepali Pink for an incredibly balanced high or Flora Terra’s own Face Mintz to melt away any stress.

Best Way to Partake: You appreciate fancy things and want something super high grade. A jet-setter at heart, a vape pen like Wind Do Si Do Cartridge lets you kick back while on the go. Not that you need any help being confident, but High Gorgeous creates an infused lineup of luxurious products and Daily Dose 10:1 Drops belong in your medicine cabinet. 

 

 

Virgo

What the Stars Say About You:

Observant and analytic, you don’t schedule yourself a lot of down time. Organized and detail-oriented, you’re the healers of the zodiac, but need a nudge in amending your own self-care rituals. Put “me time” down in your planner and head to the best dispensary in Sonoma to let go of any anxiety. 

 

Your Strain:

Your busy and dynamic lifestyle calls for a strain that is packed full of energy and will fuel you throughout your day. A strong sativa like Cypress Cannabis Sour Kosher or Glass House Sour Diesel Preroll will keep you dotting i’s and crossing t’s while feeling happy and collected. If high THC strains put you into a cleaning rampage, opt for something on the CBD heavy side. Our Santa Rosa Dispensary has a variety of products to choose from! As sometimes CBD and THC are best together, try Space Coyote’s CBD Infused Preroll

Best Way to Partake: With an eye for specifics, you may desire a product that is precisely dosed, like a vape pen, tinctures or edibles. Let a wave of calm wash over you with Raw Garden’s Arctic Berries High CBD Refine Live Resin Cartridge or zero-calorie zero-carb Lagunitas 18:1 Hi-Fi Hops.

 

 

Libra

What the Stars Say About You:

Charismatic and fun-loving, you strive to get the most out of life. All about fairness, you’re into having plenty of choices – and thankfully for you our cannabis club in Santa Rosa offers a myriad of selections for you to consider. Ruled by Venus, you enjoy symmetry and a sense of peace.  Surround yourself with the beauty of our top-shelf products, and satisfy your indulgent side. 

 

Your Strain:

Your sign holds a scale — you love balance. An inspiring strain like Arcanna Pineapple Cheesecake is great for active times of the day, stimulating both creativity and focus. The beautiful aroma of a balancing hybrid like Elyon Wedding Pie may also appeal to you, keeping your mind engaged but your body relaxed. 

Best Way to Partake: The only sign that isn’t a living thing, you have a picture perfect exterior and relish in fabulous beauty rituals. Add Flora Terra to your routines and get extra pampered with an uplifting CODA Bath Bomb, one of Green Bee Botanicals Perfecting Serums and NCC’s luxurious Foot Balm

 

 

Scorpio

What the Stars Say About You:

Often misunderstood, you’re dynamic and mysterious. Intense and observant, your passionate charm can be seductive and alluring. Deep and magnetic, curb your edgy side and lift your mood with some goodies from our Santa Rosa Cannabis Dispensary

 

Your Strain:

Ready for anything, you’re always “on” and don’t need any help fueling your day. Instead, reach for a sedating indica that’s fun and potent. Invite smiles into your life with the happy vibes of Pacific Stone’s Private Reserve OG or Casa Del Alma’s Peanut Butter Breath.

Best Way to Partake: Sensual by nature, you may like to savor something sumptuous like Madame Munchie Chocolate Hazelnut Spread Jar, Moon Edibles Rocket Fudge Chocolate Bar or  Rose Delights Strawberry Buddahs Hand.

 

 

Sagittarius

What the Stars Say About You:

The explorer of the zodiac, you’re an open-minded adventurer. Extroverted and lively, you crave all things mind expanding. You dream big and your optimistic outlook is inspiring. Sometimes a little intense, you’re talkative and, lucky for your friends, a skilled conversationalist.  

 

Your Strain:

Interesting discussions are your jam and you need a strain with personality; something different. A clear-headed sativa that won’t trap you in your over-analytic mind is a good choice – like Hashbone Mini Ruby Slippers/Durban Poison Infused Preroll Pack. A sativa with a euphoric vibe, like Cabana’s Black Jack, will enhance your encouraging attributes without bringing out your sermonizing side. 

Best Way to Partake: Keep your hands free for gesturing and grab a pack of pre-rolls from our Sonoma County Dispensary. Now you’re ready for anything from a hike to a cosmic journey!

 

 

Capricorn

What the Stars Say About You:

Resourceful and self-disciplined, you’re a natural leader. A quick thinking MacGyver-type, you’re practical and strong, but can be a little uptight. Super productive, you are a whiz at checking tasks off your to-do list. Melt away some of the pressure you put on yourself with a quick trip to our Santa Rosa Cannabis Dispensary.

 

Your Strain:

Take a break with a powerful, stress relieving strain like the fast-acting Elyon OGKB or Sovereign Phish OG Mixed Light that will leave both your mind and body feeling blissfully pacified. If you’re feeling super resistant to treating yourself to some couch time, pick a sativa-dominant hybrid like Talking Trees SFV OG to elevate your mindset. 

Best Way to Partake: Let’s be real, it can be hard for you to just chill. The most efficient way to add the gifts of cannabis to your daily regimen may be with one of our premium tinctures. Mary’s 100mg CBD:100mg THC tincture creates the “entourage effect” and maximizes the benefits of cannabinoids, terpenes and other plant nutrients. 

 

 

Aquarius

What the Stars Say About You:

A dream-maker, you’re clever and inventive. Incredibly original, sometimes eclectic and always authentic, you’re fiercely independent. A humanitarian who believes in the greater good, you care deeply about people and social reform. Progressive and idealistic, enjoy something from our Sonoma Dispensary during your next world-changing brainstorm session. 

 

Your Strain:

An air sign, we don’t want you to get lost in another dimension. 

An Indica-hybrid like Source Cannabis’s Slurricane may promote a sense of calm paired with comfortable body buzz that brings you down to earth while lending itself to speculative discussions. On the flip side, a sativa-heavy hybrid like Blue Dream, available in a 1g Cartridge by Buddies and concentrate by Absolute Extracts, may help you sort through your ideas of grandeur and put your energy into devising a plan of action. The heavy body high will relax you and ensure that you’re present rather than floating through space. 

Best Way to Partake: With an immediate action time, Flora Terra’s Slurricane Cured Resin Sugar allows you more minutes to devise innovative plans and less spent on inducing euphoria. 

 

 

Pisces

What the Stars Say About You:

Compassionate and imaginative, you’re wise beyond your years. Empathetic, you’re the type of being who helps strangers without hesitation. Ultrasensitive, taking on the emotions of others can be super draining and may inspire your deep-seated wanderlust and sense of escapism. Wise and self-aware, you’re a philosopher at heart.  

 

Your Strain:

Clear your mind and spark your imagination with a sativa hybrid like Claybourne Co.  XJ-13 with fresh notes of lemon, tangerine and pine. Flora Terra Mendo Sunrise will also leave you with a pleasurable anytime buzz. Tap into your spiritual side with a calming hybrid like Headband, available by Sovereign with their Headband x Crippler Preroll

Best Way to Partake: With an old soul, you love the nostalgia of a glass pipe. A water sign,  dissolve the day’s stress away with a Humboldt Apothecary Wintergreen CBD Stick in one hand and a Flora Terra bubbler in the other. 

Next time you’re at our Cannabis Dispensary in Santa Rosa CA, let the stars guide you and choose your high based on your horoscope.

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